Sunday, September 14, 2014
Monday, September 8, 2014

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

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h0odrich:

kelisjerkribs:

langsettte:

insidemytwistedmind9:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

That’s not the proper way to insult someone. You are insulting other people in the process. My family used to do a lot of inbreeding and I’m a fucking model. Plus that looks like it was taken in like the hospital and like she was sick. I bet you don’t look so hot in the hospital either. Rant over. I think.

an inbred model you guys. what agency are you with?

"My family used to do a lot of inbreeding" *beyonce voice* that is so crazy

PLEAAAAASE GOD

this is literally in the top 5 most iconic tumblr moments

Friday, August 29, 2014

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

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Friday, July 18, 2014

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

  • Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
  • Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
  • Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
  • Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
  • Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
  • Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
  • Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
  • Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
  • Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
  • Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
  • Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
  • Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
  • Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
  • Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
  • Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
  • Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
  • Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
  • Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
  • Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
  • Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
  • Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
Monday, July 14, 2014

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

Thursday, June 26, 2014

camuizuuki:

brandonsvictim:

viekastv:

The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken

Son, I work in psychiatry and this is still the most damn disturbing thing that I’ve ever seen.

omg

Monday, June 23, 2014

unclefather:

quickweaves:

the screech is where i lose it 

he woke up the dinosaurs

Monday, April 21, 2014

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Friday, March 7, 2014
flamingno:

so you wanna play with magic


More like are u ready for the perfect storm

flamingno:

so you wanna play with magic

More like are u ready for the perfect storm